"If you hold a cucaracha in your hand, it will poop on you. And then you will have to wash your hands because that's yucky. Also, if you pee and poo in your bed, the cucarachas will get into your bed because they like pee and poo. So don't poo in your bed, ok?"
"Dancing is my favorite way to exercise. And I like to exercise, because it keeps my body strong."